He’s uncircumcised and I’m Jewish, so to this day, we refer to that night as his bris.”ģ. We stayed together for a while after that and remain really good friends. Like, his penis literally started to bleed because I’d scratched some skin off with my teeth. The moment it started happening, though, all those hours of planning and practicing on bananas (yes, I actually practiced on bananas… and the occasional cucumber) went right out the window. My more experienced friends had given me a slew of tips-cover your teeth, incorporate your hands, look up at him while you do it. “We were both 16, and he was my boyfriend at the time. She left me pants down in the middle of the alley where she’d started the job. Worst part, though? I was so hammered and nervous that I didn’t even bust. The next morning, I realized she’d stolen the family vacation camera from my back pocket. All my friends had gotten head already and I was really anxious and extremely wasted, so I panicked and solicited a questionably very old streetwalker. “It was my sophomore year of high school and I was on vacation with my family in Cancun.
